Gift Guide: West Coast Traitors

There are some people who just make questionable life decisions... like moving out west.  How could you?!?!  But no matter how far you have strayed from the flock your heart will always reside in the region in which you grew up.  Even if you now "live for powder" you will always be Born From Ice.  Here are some items that either:

a) Do not offend other sensitive west coasters who "don't get it" (i.e. items that don't say Ski The East)
b) Offend and annoy them very much and you don't care (i.e. items that say Ski The East loud n' proud)